It’s a God awful small affair To the girl with the mousey hair But her Mother is yelling, “No!” And her father has told her to go *** But her friend is no where to be seen. AS she walks through her sunken dream To the seats with the clearest view And she’s hooked to the silver screen *** But the film is sadd’ning bore For she’s lived it ten times or more. She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on *** Sailors Fighting in the dance hall. Oh man! Look at those cavemen go. *** It’s the freakiest show. Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy. Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know He’s in the best selling show. Is there Life On Mars? *** It’s on America’s tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow. Now the workers have struck for fame ‘Cause Lennon’s on sale again. *** See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads. Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns *** But the film is a sadd’ning bore ‘Cause I wrote it ten times or more. It’s about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on *** Sailors Fighting in the dance hall. Oh man! Look at those cavemen go. *** It’s the freakiest show. Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy. *** Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know He’s in the best selling show. Is there life on Mars